- I DO COCAINE!
- Well Done, Reddit.
- Today, I went to my favourite diner and ordered french toast. The waitress left this for me on the back of the cheque.
- Myst Online is back. And it's free. If you haven't tried it, now's the time to before the open-source fun begins.
- Ow, my brain.
- Wait, can UPS really trademark "the color brown"?
- Dear Senator McCain, although I mostly respect you and your career, I would just like to wish you and your presidential campaign a giant Fuck You for legitimizing Sarah Palin in the eyes of middle America. You have left us with political herpes. Sincerely, The rest of America.
- Dear Reddit, I present to you the 300,000-email archives of Sarah Palin during her tenure as Alaska's Governor. Have at it and find something good.
- What is your best PROTIP?
- OMG I'M IN A TREE... i think.
- How FarmVille scales to 75 million players a month (more than the population of France)
- You requested him, and we got him! Ask Noam Chomsky Anything (reddit video interview).
- Better than any Super Bowl ad. Old Spice: The Man Your Man Could Smell Like.
- The world capital of rape: "Jeanne and other girls were regularly tied spread-eagle and gang-raped, and she soon became pregnant. The rapes continued, sometimes with sticks that tore apart her insides and left her dribbling wastes constantly."
- The iPhone obsession – Is iPhone the new IE6?
More »
- 1080p, 5.1 surround sound coming to Netflix Watch Instantly in 2010? Update: No, yes (and closed captioning)
- Microsoft says Windows 7 battery 'issue' isn't one
- Motorola: Droid update to Android 2.1 'will start to roll out this week'
- Google's Nexus One 'equipment recovery fee' slashed to $150, still a pain
- DIY photog creates laser trigger for remote DSLR snapping
- zoomMediaPlus' zoomIt is the iPhone's long overdue SD card reader
- Native Instruments Kontrol X1 impressions
- Analyst: Apple to be 'nimble' on iPad pricing, athletic on pommel horse
- Wisair-based wireless display adapters head to Macs
- Amazon job postings ask for display and wireless experts, hint at Kindle things to come?
- Linus Torvalds is now a happy Nexus One owner, pinch to zoom put him over the edge
- ExoPC shows its touchscreen stuff on video
- Peratech's QTC sensor technology headed to your next cellphone
- Qisda's ultra high-res QCM-330 smartphone and more surface ahead of iF awards
- TomTom Ease arrives in limited edition red for Valentine's Day
- Locus OS concept video shows the future of computing... right now
- HTC Hero-controlled Mindstorms bot hints at Android uprising
- Nook now in stock online and in stores, with new 'More In Store' content
- HTC Legend spotted just hanging out, playing it cool
- Inbrics' Android-based M1 slated to ship this year
- InPhase out of business, assets seized for back taxes
- Google working on voice translator phone, redefining synergy
- Corsair readying Nova and Reactor 2.5-inch SSDs for release
- Canon rolls out four new colorful PowerShot compact cams
- Canon's new Rebel T2i shoots 18 megapixel stills, ups the video options
- Motorola Droid's next update to be Android 2.1, includes multitouch browser
- LG LU9400 Arena Max pictured hiding a 1GHz Snapdragon inside
- Zenith 5-S-29 radio case mod explained in excellent, water-cooled detail
- Samsung's first 'Super AMOLED' phone to debut next week?
- PwnageTool for iPhone OS 3.1.3 released for the version obsessed
More »
- Hair extensions cause baldness [Ironic]
- Six shockingly evil things babies are capable of [Amusing]
- Activists break out the ultimate weapon against anti-Indian violence in Australia: Vindaloos [Spiffy]
- 20 percent of adults would rather spend Valentine's Day with a pet than a person. Unknown how much peanut butter is involved [Strange]
- Definition of parental overkill: waterboarding your four-year old daughter [Scary]
- Study shows that actually being a parent may prevent your kid from being a fat, lazy, slob [Obvious]
- Dr. Conrad Murray charged with involuntarily manslaugtering Michael Jackson [Followup]
- Researchers are pfinally turning their attention to the health benefits of Ginger, Garlic, and St. John's wort. The pfacts are in: herbal pfixes are pfatal [Interesting]
- Rep. John Murtha (D-ead) [NewsFlash]
- Scientists are one step closer to finding a cure for aging, ensuring young people will not know the humiliation of senility but will know the thrill of dying amidst a hunger and disease-strewn, overcrowded world [Interesting]
- Half-naked women protest Ukrainian election. In other news, Ukranian elections are awesome [Spiffy]
- If you're a veterinarian, it's considered "inappropriate and unprofessional behaviour" to put a dog's testicles in your mouth. Huh, who knew? [Sick]
- One artist's amazing miniature origami. I can barely see what she did there [Cool]
- While Drew's recovering from his party last night, here are some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/31 - 2/6 [FarkBlog]
- Photoshop this red carding [Photoshop]
- GM is working with NASA on new space-travelling android. But they're still striking out on that whole warp-drive thing [Interesting]
- Once the province of the young and the hip, blogging is now considered as modern and stylish as spats and poodle skirts [Interesting]
- North Dakota, which has the lowest unemployment rate in the nation, has an exploding homeless population as desperate job seekers flood the state. Yes, this actually is a repeat from a Steinbeck novel [Sad]
- God of Nerds Alton Brown picks the five cookbooks you should have right this very instant [Spiffy]
- Get your popcorn. Verizon blocks 4chan [Interesting]
- While police work can include long periods of boredom, you probably shouldn't stage an armed robbery at a pharmacy you know to be under surveillance [Dumbass]
- City dog park comes complete with its own beach with replenished sand, offshore rip-rap barrier. Your dog wants sunscreen [Florida]
- Cool aerial photos of Washington, D.C. covered in snow [Cool]
- New research finds that beer is good for your bones. In a related study, researchers concerned that Farkers are damn near indestructible [Interesting]
- Have a Coke and a pancreas full of cancer [Scary]
- Ain't no party like a Facebook party 'cause a Facebook party don't stop until your $1.5 million home is destroyed [Dumbass]
- Dead man found in landing gear. IT'S STILL WHEEL TO ME, DAMMIT [Scary]
- Sheriff's deputy finds out the hard way that his car wasn't as stuck as he thought [Scary]
- Massachusetts governor wants to fire toll collectors, replace them with surveillance system tracking and tolling every vehicle on Turnpike. In other news, Raytheon's check cleared [Interesting]
- Caption this talk-show threesome watching the Super Bowl [Caption]
- Elderly woman forced to crawl under cars to leave her house after CSX parks train in her driveway. Two months ago [Florida]
- Jack Nicholson is considering a sky burial. Wait 'til the vultures get a load of him [Weird]
- Photoshop this snow throw [Photoshop]
- God's billboard wars are getting ugly [Florida]
- Reason # 4559 to not trust a door-to-door salesman [PSA]
- A hard act to swallow [Cool]
- Laura Chinchilla set to become Costa Rica's first female, rodent President [Spiffy]
- If you have a temporary crown, some sticky poster putty, and a yellow highlighter, you too can fix a broken eagle's beak [Interesting]
More »